Monday, November 14, 2011

Where'd You Get That Sweatshirt?

So, it's obvious that there has been something in the air, the water or the recent full moon has brought on a whole other kind of crazy. Who here is surprised? I anticipate no one, but lone ranger (or slim shady) if you're out there...please stand up.

If you had the pleasure of reading my previous post regarding my ex-husbands escape from the local mental hospital (ok, so that's not true... however, he has taken on the behavior of a deranged lunatic) you probably feel as though that would have been his one and only breakdown and we could all move on peacefully, right? Wrong!

Although the most recent mental breakdown did not revolve around where I was, why I didn't answer the phone, or whether or not I was dating someone... it was in fact focused on my clothing choice on the way to the gym. Yep, that's right my friendly followers... my NDSU hooded sweatshirt has brought out a new form of crazy (did you have any idea how powerful NDSU apparel was? I had no idea... If I had known I would have gone to school there). The following questions were fired off as if I was in an interrogation room (keep in mind I was in the lobby of daycare): Who's sweatshirt is that? Where did you get it? Why are you wearing that? Once again I stood there as if he was speaking in an entirely different language, eyes glossed over and I was thinking about what I should do while I was at the gym, and what a good person I was for even going there at 5pm on a Friday. He finished off his rant with a cheery..."oh, well I like it". Dear Jesus, is he bi-polar? The noise that is his voice subsided, I looked at him as if he had gone mad and just said a simple..."you're ridiculous" and we moved on. WTH!!??

Are the interrogating, snide comments ever going to stop? Will he ever grow up?

One can only hope…

Does anyone want to put a wager on what the next mental breakdown will be about? The color of my hair, the outside temperature or the fact that I watched Monday Night Football (I mean seriously, why would I do that)? Ugh…

Ciao… xoxo

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